Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Top comments
DjeePee 25
Poor you. But still, why did you file a missing report almost immediatly after he was 'disappeared', instead of A) going to his house, B) call his parents, C) call his job/school? A little over the top, isn't it?
Nightstrike07 1
ydi for jumping from unanswered texts to missing persons report, ease up ya psychopath, take a hint
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Comments (90)
xdanixx 0
Aw that sucks
JustReina 0
well this is a new one for me!
The_Walris 4
damn, you clingy bitch
hd9280 0
LMAO Yeah she's probably a psycho bitch.
verrronica 7
wow. that's goin kinda far, don't ya think? i mean, you care but a missing persons report? maybe after a few days.
Howboutme 0
not to be creepy but ur pic is hot
beastmcbeastly 0
I see why he broke up with you
like_its_ya_bday 0
ydi if I did that the same thing were to happen... I get u were worried but damn
samael131 0
what a bitch. he should at least grow a set tell you in person.
TotalPandamonium 2
You're better off without him, but I'm sure that was still very hurtful. If he was going to break up with you then he shouldn't have planned for a romantic weekend with you and not shown up. That's just a hateful thing to do.
Illyssa_fml 4
Fyl
athree 0
can u upload the voicemail?