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Today, my upstairs neighbor woke me with her sex moans, reminding me how single I'll be on Valentine's. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor woke me with her sex moans, reminding me how single I'll be on Valentine's. FML
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Whoa this got published haha! Thank you guys, being single is not a bad thing to me, I very much enjoy it in some ways, not so much in others. Hearing someone be intimate with another makes me wish I had that though. Just a thought. Happy valentines!
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MisterEx 28
Being in a relationship just for the sake of not being single is worse than being single. Being alone is not bad. Being lonely is. Both being single and in a relationship have their ups and downs. Love yourself OP, love yourself and everyone will love you. Everyone. Well except me. I am a hater.
Sandsh8rk 36
Being single on Valentine's day isn't the end of the world...
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Sandsh8rk 36
Being single on Valentine's day isn't the end of the world...
fakedsincerity 32
The only good thing about Valentines is all the cheap chocolate the next day. Yaaaay Feb 15th!
SpyroMello 29
I feel like February 15th should be a national holiday to celebrate all the singles and cheap chocolate haha ^_^
Mynamewontfi 40
Valentine's day is just like any other day, really. But if it really bothers you to be single, go out there and find someone.
urbanbigfoot 20
Hey, don't worry OP. I will be spening the day alone as well... with a bottle of jack.
dannidoll93 24
You never know OP, she could be starting the day with a bit of self-love and wishing she had someone to show her some appreciation. Go say hi! ;)
Tarlachia 33
"Uh, hi. I heard you moaning. Can I help you get what you desire?" "Go away creeper!" That's pretty much how I see it going down.
chuka81 27
9, you obviously lack the imagination of a **** addict.
Tarlachia 33
Trust me, I don't. I also have a wife to fulfill that imagination. Lol
blazingshot147 19
If it was me, it'd probably end up like: Me: Uhhh hi, I live downstairs and it seems you've been having a good time recently. May I ask how you do that? Her: Do what? Me: The thing. Her: Thing? Me: Sex. Like how do you have such good weekends? I mean Im just here staying in my house just living alone. Her: Sex? I've been single for a while. Me: Ah, sorry for the misunderstanding. Have a nice day... or night? Just have fun. *Awkwardly walks away*
chuka81 27
Send yourself some flowers and chocolate. Take yourself out to a fancy dinner at a nice restaurant. Come home and **********. Happy Valentine's.
8313girl 28
That sounds like a beautiful idea. Too bad I gotta work today. Can't ********** there lol.
MisterEx 28
Being in a relationship just for the sake of not being single is worse than being single. Being alone is not bad. Being lonely is. Both being single and in a relationship have their ups and downs. Love yourself OP, love yourself and everyone will love you. Everyone. Well except me. I am a hater.
vintageart1994 16
#win
TheNewGuy03 29
Valentine's Day is bullshit anyhow, like most holidays. If it's bothering you too much, put some headphones on and blare some music, or if you can't handle it, go have a wank.
imbedderdenu 23
better to be single on Vday than a single Mom on Vday with a POS X making your life a living hell.....Just Sayin
lulinator 40
Welcome to Pity. Party of one
JocelynKaulitz 28
I don't even consider it to be Valentine's Day, more like single awareness day for me. Sigh.
Bluedy 17
Ay, don't even worry about it.