Anonymous
Bournemouth, United Kingdom
Where am I going wrong?
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seasonal allergies
Today, I sneezed inside my helmet when I was driving 90 mph on my motorbike. No quick solutions were available to improve visibility. FML
Uri
Chattanooga, United States
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
Boston, United States
Toot toot!
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
blocked
United States
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Top comments
TabooSushi 24
Wha... As a wearer of contact lenses: How did you even manage that? That's kind of impressive.
TheNewGuy03 29
Pull over to the side and pop those ******* back in!
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Comments (39)
WSMIZE 5
Done that way to many times! lol
AggieMike77 12
Bullshit.
momac86 17
Well that's an eye opening experience
Tyrax 16
I didn't know that was possible. I hope all your sneezes aren't that hard (all of mine are super hard ones, and it sucks).