Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
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Top comments
AlexaWuzHere 31
At least he knows how to problem solve?
wolfgold2 20
He's got his priorities straight.
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Comments (71)
M_Bake33 7
Am i the only one who noticed you have a step-son and a boyfriend?
ItsATwinThing 9
No really? Only about 6 other comments with the same question!
marcranger 29
Seriously. If you actually want an explanation, 79, I left a long one under comment # 20. The TL;DR version's under # 24.
LtShineySides 4
Did you stick his nose in it, say "no", and put him outside?
noobienick 19
And in a few years he'll finally understand.
Jakob2255 12
not a step son if your not married lol
rocker_chick23 27
*You're* And read other comments about what boyfriend and stepson probably means in this FML. It will make you look like less of an idiot.
lvg_fml 10
How old is he. Maybe he's not ready.
alicat13 12
You start potty training while still wearing a nappy and then switch to underwear once he is getting the idea... What did you expect? Instant toilet training, just add underwear?
sanecatlady 13
When kids that age realize they can manipulate adults with their bodily functions, they do it. Gross.
shortandproud13 14
Where did you expect the pee to go? Either way you would have to clean it up from somewhere when he peed himself.
GirlGamer12345 22
Because he's gonna remember a thing his step mother said to him as a young child
voncrane 23
He's a smart 1.