Today, me and my dad were in a sort of prank war. I decided to get him back for one last time tonight, so I hid in his office to scare him. This would have been okay had I not caught him watching porn. I had to hide for an hour. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
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CrazyFastRapper 7
*Has to pee the whole time*
Jezterking 15
Caught one-handed... Dun dun dun
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Comments (50)
loueasy 23
If you came out, you might've been in a sticky situation.
EvilLittleMan 23
At least it's just **** and not Pickle ****.
moocowmilk0 19
be glad he was only just watching **** and not doing anything else
guesswhatlifesux 14
Maybe he knew you were there and decided to prank you back by watching ****
PrincessShiraz 11
Lol
Arcanel 18
Now that is horrible. Saw more of your pops than you ever wanted to see. Good luck getting that memory out of your head cuzzo !
MitchRapp 20
My dad and I is the proper grammar. Sorry not sorry.
AviKerensky 17
As an All-Star Scare Pranker at home, you deserve it. Always spring the prank at the earliest possible moment. Should have gotten him the moment he walked in, well before he had the chance to open ****.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Sad..
waleedma 18
Hope the movie was nice atleast!!!
sawtooth 3
nope, would have jumped and ran before hiding and listening to that horror.