Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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lovej4ever 0
you got nervous about a 70 year old woman talking to you??
tatertot1127 0
that's kinda funny! but what a creepy old lady!
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Smilzen 0
From now on I'm simply going to add, "and lose some weight!" to every FML comment I make. For example: "You Deserve It, Haiti, for being the product of European colonialism, lacking adequate infrastructure and the capacity for minimal emergency preparedness, and being located on a faultline. And lose some weight!"
Resquall 0
Too bad everyone ELSE knows snickerdoodles doesn't give a damn.
bebz_fml 0
HAHA @42!
kolly38 0
YDI FOR BEING SLOW! HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT SAY SOMETHING SO STUPID!!! IT SAY NOTHING!!!!!!!!! THINK NEXT TIME!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!! TRY IGNORING HER!!!!!! DUH!!!!!!! YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF!!!!!! YDI!!!!!! READ A BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
cucuto89 0
Today, I embarassed myself in front of a 70 year old who i'll probably never see again in my life. FML
Blue_Black_fml 21
#45 so have you never said anything without thinking or didn't mean to say in an awkward situation or when you're nervous? if you haven't then you must be perfect, and nobody is perfect, except God...are you God?
orangefanta 0
you ruin the Internet
wordgirl 0
Publix! I'd rather pay the mark up that it costs to shop at Publix than go to any other grocery store any day. That said, you have my sympathies. :p Whatchoo gonna do when she sends her grandson over to introduce himself? :D
Lilikoi 0
Ha ha. I think I've done that more than a few times. especially working at as a cashier. you get used to speaking repetitively and sometimes get caught off guard.
burgerking83 0
I wonder who was next in line....