Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
Today, my parents are calling me a spoilt brat and threatening to disown me if I don't let my sister, her six kids, and freshly out of jail boyfriend move into the house I spent 10 years working my ass off to buy without having a mortgage. Sis said I can sleep on the lounge as long as I pay rent. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, my psycho sister came home. Why did she leave? To manipulate my parents to let her live here rent free. My mother built her a new bedroom, twice the size of my unit, so she can fuck my ex with privacy. She earns 4 times what I do, but doesn't have to pay rent. I own the house with mum. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
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Top comments
EvilPotato 15
If my sister did that to me I would be seriously scared, don't bail her out OP! let her sit and reflect that that was ****** up.
Katirx 0
Get her checked out at the psych ward in your hospital. I'm surprised the cops didn't take her straight there.
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Comments (199)
misspulkadot24 17
Your sister needs to spend a few days in an "I love me" jacket.
tscholzy 3
Don't bail her out!
yoshikatshomoto 2
Now you know where she gets her crazy jeans.
Life_is_FML 22
It's genes Einstein.
Life_is_FML 22
Bail? **** no!
TheBedMonster 5
Don't bail her out!!! She sounds crazy!! She might need help that head of hers!!
Herculesninja27 5
Bail her out if you wanna get stabbed next time...
ShannyAK 16
If her mom loved her that much to back her up, then she should be the one living with your sister, fyl
zombiibabii 4
This whole situation is absolutely ridiculous, and by no fault of your own. You definitely did the right thing, OP. She may be family, but that doesn't make it okay or forgivable to go batfuck psycho and threaten a person with a butcher knife. She clearly has some mental issues and she really doesn't need to be roaming freely until they're handled somehow. She doesn't even need jail at this point; she needs a stay in a hospital so she can be evaluated. As far as your mom goes, she can't make you pay a dime. Nor should you have to. Block her number for now if need be...maybe she'll realize how completely STUPID she's being.
Factor_fml 6
Well, of course your mother did. I mean, somehow your sister grew up to be this way, you think it happened on its own? Use that bail money to reinforce your door. Get a steel one with locks that can't be broken with a pocket knife.
KiddNYC1O 22
I stopped reading after "chew me out"... What?