Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML
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Top comments
random2212 16
Ew.
KuronoEru 26
Fml to the doctor... He must be traumatised
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Comments (60)
gosh_mate 30
Ehhhh seems like you may have some grooming issues there. Time for a pedicure hahaha
dc2fresh 15
So you let dead skin build up so far that it looked like another toe?? YDI
Talonshere 14
Toenail*
pixierara 28
In going to be honest, I thought it said anal checkup for a second
HarryWholock87 17
me too. had to read a few more times
rainbowsRlove 15
eww thats gross hope you cover those things at all time
maddie_xo 21
Dude don't be a duck
ImTheAlpha 30
*quacks*
estroyer9 14
I hope you pull of his dead Ph.D. Off of his wall
mrlawlor7777 26
Ph.D. = doctor of philosophy = the terminal degree in academia. M.D. = medical doctor's degree.
jerryj 27
You gotta hand it to #20. He's pretty much right.
KaidensCrow 18
#20 is all the way right
born_hustla 26
What you needed was a pedicure...not a check up...which I'm sure the doc would include in your prescription list.
smoothies14 32
Foot hygiene is so often neglected and this is one of the many nasty results. Public service announcement: washing feet is necessary.
wickedhyype 17
Excuse me while i go vomit profusely.
fullerkate3 17
Wtf gross! I would hate to be that doctor!
JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17
so what