Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad has such thick, horn like toenails that when I stepped on one of the cuttings, it actually stabbed into the thinner skin on the underside of my toe and bled like crazy. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, years after I stepped on a nail and had the wound stitched, I got an X-ray. I've had serious trouble walking, and it turns out I had 2.5 inches of nail living in the sole of my foot, stabbing up into my ankle joint. I now need major surgery. FML
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random2212 16
Ew.
KuronoEru 26
Fml to the doctor... He must be traumatised
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Comments (60)
mrd1997 19
I really wish I wasn't eating while I read this. There goes my lunch. Poor Doctor.
writerchic85 26
I think this is more of an Fml because the doctor didn't know the difference between dead skin and a nail rather than the op having dead skin in the first place.
ciammmm 11
Today, I was eating lunch while reading this particular FML. FML.
bigmeechay666 8
How the **** does this person not deserve this? Take better care of yourself and shit like that wouldn't happen. P.S. That's ****** disgusting
Sparklypink714 9
I was eating while reading this... fml
chxkira 14
Yikes!!!
dirty_dan_ 15
You need to take care of your feet. That's disgusting. You only get 2 feet
maddie_xo 21
That's really awkward
OrganicSistah 17
Ewwww lmfao
Bragi 12
Don't wash your feet, OP? YDI.