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Mr your moms 28 years-old Single

anonymous 28 December 2009, 02:18 United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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Anonymous 20 June 2014, 21:19 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Enticing

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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