Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating to pictures of Olivia Rodrigo on his computer. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that he hasn’t made love to me in weeks because he “couldn’t get horny” or that he’s 38 and apparently sexually attracted to a teenybopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, I have caught my boyfriend masturbating by himself over a dozen times since Xmas, so God knows how many times he’s done it without me knowing. I asked him about it, and it turns out a woman he went to high school with, and had a huge crush on, recently became a porn actress. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend's old phone to get over a gut feeling I've been having that things aren't as good as they seem. Turns out he's been taking videos of himself masturbating and sending the videos to chicks on WhatsApp, and contacting an old neighbor trying to hook up with her. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
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mechgineer 3
damn. I (28M) just googled her and she looks like a teenager. that’s super creep of your partner. If he can’t perform in bed, it kinda sounds like he’s addicted to wanking it
RichardPencil 32
Well, you gotta admit, she did use "sociopath" in a song. Not ordinary vocabulary for a pop song. That's bound to get some people hot. ...or so I've heard.
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mechgineer 3
damn. I (28M) just googled her and she looks like a teenager. that’s super creep of your partner. If he can’t perform in bed, it kinda sounds like he’s addicted to wanking it
RichardPencil 32
Well, you gotta admit, she did use "sociopath" in a song. Not ordinary vocabulary for a pop song. That's bound to get some people hot. ...or so I've heard.
Battousai124 9
Yeah, she is twenty (20), but looks fifteen (15), not good.
moonchildcat 2
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