Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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untoldfame 3
didja wave at least?
fashionlover 0
haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?
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Comments (101)
xxlillyxx 0
treli1953 you pown.... yes the popo mobile..... where exatly is illinois???? is it east side??? west side??? cuz i cant figure uot who he's be rolln with...... maby its a new gang.... the illinoisys?? idk.... i mean he name for illinoi people cant be worse than being called a masshole.... i mean its bad when people are like "so what is the nickname for people in your state???lie what are you???" and you have to rpy with "oh im a masshole" i mean i cant even drive yet and people are already saying shyit about my driving!!!!! its ssssssaaaaaaadd!!!! XP FML ,FHisL and FherL.. her life is f*cked because she thinks er BF in jail f*cks her life.... i mean whats she gonna do when she ends up being the one in his position??? go all emo/suicidal??? i mean thats my job.....JK 2 @ll x0x0x0x0
MeandSunnyD 0
.....umm
skatagurl 0
narc
Phillay632 0
I hope he doesn't drop the soap, because then it'd definitely be a FHL.
aback 5
Good time to break up!
BWC1234 0
y are u writing this it should be ur BF
Calaura9 0
Just claim its racial profiling no matter what the circumstances. No judge wants to deal with that can of worms.
guitardedman 0
yeah i do not understand how your BFs life is ******.. so you have a slight deal of embarrassment that you are dating someone who is assumed to be a criminal, while he has to endure the truly embarrassing ride in the back of a cop car. get over yourself.
jewjewbee 6
I love this! So well written!
portablecupid 3
jeez, everyone in the FML comments is so bitter. i doubt this is a FML because shes embarrassed by her boyfriend - the way that i interpreted it is she thought she was dating a really sweet dude, but found out he might be a serious criminal. dont just automatically assume shes stuck up. do you want to date a felon?
sparxva 12
This isn't really an FML. For your boyfriend this is an FML. Besides, if you keep him as your boyfriend you'll probably have to get used to seeing it.
portablecupid 3
if that had been my boyfriend, i would have laughed my ass off at him. but then my boyfriend is the kind of guy that, at worst, would get arrested for littering. what did your guy do?