Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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untoldfame 3
didja wave at least?
fashionlover 0
haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?
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Comments (101)
ryemaki 0
....so what exactly did he do? Do you know yet?
bombshell62508 0
Hahaha, that's hilarious. What the hell did he do? :)
sj_19 0
and why weren't you sitting next to him?
WolfgangDS 0
This is why you don't date the bad boy. That little tidbit of wisdom aside, I'm very sorry and hope that he's innocent. If not... don't date the bad boy.
master565 0
no the rober found ur key and put it in ur pocket to make u fell stupid
alice_hmph 0
That was phrased beautifully :D
alice_hmph 0
Err...I think you accidentally wrote this is the wrong fml.
crazyasianlady 0
This actually made me LOL. Dump the loser or you'll have more of this in the future.
MetsanKuningas 0
Yeah, I've been in the back seat of a police car twice before in my life. Both times, I had to get the police to unlock my vehicle door for me, and since my car was far away, they gave me a ride in the squad car, in the back, of course. I didn't do anything illegal, that is just where passengers sit...
mandyreid_ 0
been there done that