Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!
User57777 13
Just leave her.
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Comments (189)
xmaximusx 12
Nothing confusing about it she's a hoe.... take another chick home next time see how she likes that Lol
Inked0803 12
Warning: ****** are closer than they appear.
thatescalated 3
This is why you don't date the strippers.
etchsanity1 11
Lol I've dated strippers with better relationship skills ... Just avoid cheap ***** regardless of job.
aribari373 5
What if your not her bf?
JFever 6
Bitches be crazy! Broke hoes are a no no!
blackcatbadluck 9
Sorry OP, but she sounds crazy. I say ignore her as payback.
Shmatterhorn 38
OP, it's no wonder why you got hit. You were interfering with her fun. ;) But seriously, OP.Time to think about a new girlfriend.
checkurselfxxx 11
you deserved it for daring a scunt who has retarded friends
xxpandakittiesxx 7
She needs the D
Pyapi 20
I'm not a fan of clubbing or anything, but it is normal... My parents and a lot of their friends go clubbing with their spouses. It's a way to have fun. I see no problem with that, not all adults lead dull and uneventful lives, a lot of them also like to have fun.