Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!
User57777 13
Just leave her.
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Comments (189)
KiddNYC1O 22
Wtf just happened?
FFML_314 12
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XxDanno316xX 27
Just be happy you learned about her 'style before it was to late and this fml started like "I went to a club with my wife" Regardless fyl!
MidnaLink 35
I wonder what she said to the friend...
False_Stupidity 42
Probably something along the lines of 'I just caught that bastard with his tongue down some ****** throat'... No doubt she would turn it around so her bf looks like the bad one to her friends.
Eivana 37
I would have slapped her back. She had nothing to do with it. Even if she did, no human should walk up unprovoked and attack another human.
YepThatsMeee 23
I must have slept a long time... I wake up and all of a sudden it seems it's ok for guys to slap girls. In my book that's just WRONG.
JanisEvans 10
Not more wrong than a girl slapping a guy. There's absolutely no difference.
squideth 18
89 good show of double-standard sexism. Drives me ******* insane when people excuse a woman hitting a man, but OMG MEN CAN'T HIT WOMEN AARGGHH. You're just reinforcing inequality. Honestly I don't think anyone should hit anyone regardless of gender.
ScarlieC 25
The thing is that most women slap. Most men punch even if a slap was intended -_- In my experience anyway..
Cian_1 28
I feel your pain, OP. My now ex girlfriend once got pissed off with me, because she got her boobs out and let someone feel them up... You're better of without her, if she's going to do things like this. I wish you the best of luck! :)
MidnaLink 35
Hmm, different sitch, same result.
Cian_1 28
off*
pnutbutternjelly 15
I hit ydi by accident, sorry, but that is such shit. You have to be one mega ***** to bring your boyfriend out with you and then not only cheat on him, but have your friend slap the poor guy as well. I hope you hooked up with some girl while you were there so your girlfriend... well ex could see.
faireanjell 5
Hope you left them there and deleted her number
kingsian 15
It's because you were blocking. Stop **** blocking!
ulissey_fml 22
I hate it too when I get clubbed by a cheating date.