Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
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eddeeezzyy 19
Bitches be like...BUT I LOVE HIM!!!!
User57777 13
Just leave her.
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rasta76 9
your in a club. i say bump it it plenty of fish where you're at, now cast your line.
Omfgitsmia 15
That's odd. You sure she claims you as her boyfriend?
GingerNinja7 17
It's the sock puppet guy, he finally managed to get out of the house... And find his next victim. That's probably where he gets his socks from
MidnaLink 35
THIS is why I think it's better to just have friends. You NEVER need more than that, and you don't have to worry about bitches like her!
zandalee 20
13 - that's kind of sad for you though if you don't trust ANY women...
MidnaLink 35
sad > heartbroken
Shrike 24
Oh give me a break. Stop being so melodramatic, you wannabe emo coward.
MidnaLink 35
zandalee did I honestly sound like a gave two ***** about other people's opinions when I commented. No. In fact I was stating how I felt when I read this.
yoursucklives 36
oh well, i think it's great to have a partner who you know loves and respect you, someone you can share all your feelings and intimate moments with, someone who just really cares about you and only wants the best for you. i know that some people aren't made for relationships or just want to be "free" at the moment, and i also know that there are "dumb bitches" but dumb man too, who aren't mature enough for a partner yet, but i think that and some point in their lives, everybody wants someone to share their lives with.
zandalee 20
100 - well put. I can well remember being a total bitch for a wee while to men, because I got really hurt. I did get over it though thank God. Now I'm married to my best friend/soulmate. Hey, life is a journey. If it was peachy all of the time we wouldn't learn anything and therefore never grow.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
13-- ignore wannabe assholes. I'll apologize for them... Sorry.
laden_swallow09 35
Assholes or realists?
laden_swallow09 35
35- If you truly didn't give two ***** about others' opinions, you wouldn't feel obligated or compelled to reply to anyone. Get real.
ckyorelse 18
That's not necessarily true 133
sheethapins 13
That's what you get OP! How DARE you rightfully confront your cheating girlfriend when you catch her making out with random club guys? Let that be a lesson to you...
poccocurantes 7
Totally read that in Stewies voice.
PincessBoff 6
I'm glad I'm not the only one 21!
poccocurantes 7
I assume this was your real girlfriend and not just a girl you've been stalking? If there is a question as to what the difference is, there are professionals that can help you with that.
zandalee 20
Oldest trick in the book. When you find yourself in a bind, go on the attack. Seriously thank your lucky stars you saw her for the conniving tart she really is and back the **** away.
RZB 11
Well that's...weird?
FFML_314 12
Your first mistake was dating a *****.
BiBimBop 8
A girl who kisses another guy is not a *****, she's simply a cheater.
FFML_314 12
Aside from the fact that she made out with another person, she did so at a club, with her boyfriend standing close enough, to witness it. It is my 'opinion' that she is a *****.
FFML_314 12
Especially considering she doesn't have enough self-control to do it when he's not around. I can only imagine the things she does when he's not standing right there.
Satoaoi 13
so right on both
Harshdfml 14
And letting her control you, the second.
SportyShain 10
I agree with 31
Shrike 24
Why would you comment on FML? I thought when you're at the point in life where you're browsing the web, you're out of kindergarten and presumably know the difference between "your" and "you're".
somecoolperson1 2
How dare you, OP!