Today, I booked a driver's ed course to avoid 3 points on my driving licence for doing 40 in 30 zone. That day, my wife kept quarrelling in the car, I got angry at her for a second, apparently also stepping on the gas. A triumphant copper with a speed gun was right there. I haven't had a speeding ticket in 25 years. FML
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Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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Nikki 17
You’re speeding is no one’s fault but your own
Hangryko 32
You're legally required to maintain control behind the wheel at all times. Also, it sounds like your wife is sick of your shit, such as your shitty driving and blaming her for your own behaviour. YDI.
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Nikki 17
You’re speeding is no one’s fault but your own
Hangryko 32
You're legally required to maintain control behind the wheel at all times. Also, it sounds like your wife is sick of your shit, such as your shitty driving and blaming her for your own behaviour. YDI.
Gubbon 17
You sped. There's nothing you can do or say to make it better. No, it's not your wife's fault.
Ubehage 32
Who stepped on the speeder? Oh right, it was the moron behind the wheel who blames his wife! YDI
poopface82 25
I spent 15 years in a toxic marriage and even I knew to argue with my miserable ex-wife in park. Come on, do better. And go to counseling or get a divorce.