Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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Comments (148)
jazalea8 16
Since you make it sound like there was more than one pair, your husband might have bought you some, and was going to surprise you later. Might be wrong. Better to ask him about them in a way that he doesn't know you found them.
blackrose3033 4
Good luck with the divorce case- if he cheats once he'll probably do it again. Don't take the chance that he'll break your heart again OP.
jdwmoore 5
if you can't please him someone else will you deserved it
hazardmuffin 21
That's awful. If she isn't doing it for him he needs to say so. If the issue can't be reconciled, he needs to tell her and leave her, not sneak around behind her back. It's called being a decent human being.
angelofsaturn 23
You're a dick.
limabeans101029 21
That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day. If she wasn't "pleasing him", he should've told her and shown her what he'd like her to do, rather than cheating.
amisenho 11
Please, jdwmoore, just stop trying to troll/justify cheating.
chill_wiles 5
They could always be Christmas presents for you!
weedandfood 8
Someone was doing the dirty while you were there. Girl I would find me some hot ass dude and do the dirty too.
8born8 18
Oh yes, because two wrongs make a right.
SunTzu2 9
Christmas surprise!! How nice
perdix 31
Well, now you do, Merry Christmas!!! "Ho, ho, ho!" has a whole different meaning here :)
martin8337 36
Merry friggin Christmas. Dump his assistant.
Xotoolyxo 16
I don't understand, if you're going to cheat, break up with your significant other. Don't ruin that persons life because you couldn't keep it in your pants
TattooInvasion 14
100% agree.
blurose 6
You don't happen to have a teenage daughter do you?