Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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Comments (148)
foxy_grampa 19
If you're a lawyer then he's an extreme idiot (which he is for cheating anyway) because he should know that you'll be able to get every penny you can out of him in a divorce
Enslaved 38
California is a "No-Fault" divorce state. You could be the worst spouse ever and it won't change a thing.
irrelephant1 19
Wash and be wearing them when he comes home and watch the look on his face. Pretend like you found them and thought they were a Christmas present. Then **** with his World!
Ihavegas 22
awesome idea!!!
Fmlsea 28
eww I doubt op would want to wear them since she clearly stated that she doesn't wear those .
8born8 18
Talk to a divorce lawyer, see where you stand. If you decide to divorce him, make a cake, or some sort of dessert and serve the thong and divorce papers to him... The look on his face would be a kodak moment.
saocrates 16
Ouch! He's got some explaining to do. Not sure how he gets out of it unless he says he is a secret cross dresser or something. Although not sure you would be happy with that either.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
he don't deserve the husband title
crazydave1998 6
career women are lonely women... lol
Vidrill 22
If you were going to say something this stupid anyway, you could have at least not said "women". Then you would have earned the title of "idiot", as opposed to the "sexist idiot" one.
crazydave1998 6
hey reality is cold..women who work long hours usually end up cheated on and alone... it's actually been researched..
horneyhic 15
That's why if women want to be happy they should stick to making babies and sandwiches
Axipiter 24
I was not prepared for the amount of stupid emanating from this thread...
cmbar831 14
Time to sit him down for a "talk"
irrelephant1 19
I'd take a cross dresser over a cheater anyday!
ManicGypsy 22
I don't think that between the sheets is a very good hiding place for a Christmas present.
Llama_Face89 34
Best case? Your husband likes to feel pretty while you're out.
Ray_of_midnight 23
@71 actually the percentage of married men who cheat, and the percentage of men who cross dress, is about the same--20-25%.
hypersweetie 9
Maybe they're his. ;D You never know.