Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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Comments (148)
redwing_fml 1
bite it off.
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
My name is Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear!
sarahbevan20 11
I automatically jumped to the cheating conclusion. But then I thought about this. Lets not assume the worst. If it was a pile of them, the chances are less likely that his mistress would leave an entire pile of thongs at his house. The chances are more likely, however, that he bought them for her and didnt mean for her to find them until he gave them to her. Either that or he meant for her to find them in his presence when they went to bed.
arre2006 19
You must be a lawyer. female lawyers are HOT. he's an idiot
Dman131 10
Well...time to shoot him...
cbroady0529 9
Here's hoping your husband just likes the feeling of women's underwear.
yahoowizard 16
Follow up please?
Fmlsea 28
what a sucky xmas present , im guessing you will be starting your new year with a divorce ?
johnpaisley 6
Y not
BenAfro 2
Do you have a daughter? Maybe it's her's ? I remember I used to like to get jiggy in the parents bed when I brought a girl home and they weren't there...