Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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greggly123 6
You don't own any lacy black thongs, or none whatsoever? If not, that's why he was cheating on you. Granny panties isn't going to keep his attention forever
Shade1982 21
Do you really think the only types of underwear are thongs and grannypants?
loser4you 4
how did the other woman not realized not wearing underwear on the way home
8born8 18
Snowflaker perhaps? Cross dresser? Amazingly horrible at surprising you with gifts? How long have you been married? I would give him the benefit of a doubt & give him a "3 stikes, you're out" sort of deal, but not tell him that. Carry on as if all is normal, but observe his behaviour, comings and goings and general attitude for changes, then lay it all out when you have a) more proof, b) calmed down and are thinking clearly, c) received advice from people who you're close to and trust completely. Unless, you suspect that it's your best friend's thong...
icepick23 12
Just ask to join in the fun! Don't be such a prude...as long as your husband is using protection!
Blavock 12
Kick his ******* ass
DarkCobalt55 6
He got you a present
EmpireCityRay 13
Now you know why he wasn't home, lol
countrygirl71 18
If he is cheating (I know kids who have used their parents room to have sex) then get a divorce. My husband was cheating and it's just not worth trying to save a marriage once the trust is gone. My husband promised never to do it again. He lied.
SailorSolaris 43
Your husbands, maybe?
jearu573 3
Your situation reminds me of the time my then-boyfriend was late picking me up from work. He blamed it on car trouble until he asked me to get the lighter he dropped under the passenger seat of his car. I reached under the seat, and pulled up a tube of lipstick. I don't wear lipstick...