Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Ambient25 25
The Case of the Lacey Black Thongs....yes I blame the CIA
MrSassypants 34
Cheaters In Alliance?
ohnowhyme123 15
well looks like that case will end in divorce.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Maybe he bought them for you? Just looking at all the possibilities
perdix 31
#14, looks like you foiled their caper! The mysterious "chem trails" are lacy black thongs dropped randomly to cause trouble and dissension among the populace. People at war with each other are in no way able to unify in rebellion against the government. You must have some of that contraband tin in your hat :)
mealsonwheels 12
# 1. I'm saddened by the fact that you missed the opportunity to instead say: well gang looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.
incoherentrmblr 22
Maybe it was an early Christmas gift?...
briggsopposed 8
#1, how do you log in with that name???
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
CommanderCman1 15
Looks like op found her Christmas present
LilTiki559 13
Surprise! YAyyy.. . . they're. .for youu..Honey. . Its the only color you were missing..?
Golden_Rydes 3
R u sure your daughters thong didn't get mixed in your laundry?
arsenicalhumor 30
@102 Only if OP has a daughter.. And if they put laundry under the blankets on their bed..
Stheno 14
what a dick. Hope you throw him to the curb.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Maybe it's his thong..
\ 28
Hey, a man's gotta experience life on the other side now and again.
Stheno 14
lol could be haha
pistachiopanda 19
Your husbands version of a hard case sounds a lot like cheating..
You_Screwed_Up 7
Well he was hard in a case.
LilTiki559 13
Who knows how many Hard Cases he's worked while you've been at work..on a limp case, with no end.
MissBubblesXoxo 17
I would suggest you to confront him about it! Hear him out. if he is indeed cheating, dump his ass!
Ambient25 25
Considering that everyone is suspecting him of cheating, he could always be exfoliating. Check his legs for shaving.
Dcm210 19
Wow, nobody deserves to be cheated on. I hope everything works in your favor.
captainObviously 15
U deserve it
FiFiLovee 26
"And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor" popped into mind when I read #6's comment... :P
CedarWood 1
Eekk I hope they weren't still in bed when you walked in so sorry op :( what an ass
inkdeath87 18
It clearly said that her husband wasn't home, actually read it next time.
xStaciexLynnx 15
It also says OP got INTO the bed so unless this happened... Hello hunny. Hello random woman. If you don't mind, I'm just going to squeeze into bed here and... and... WHAT IS THIS?! A THONG?! ...then I think she was alone.
Ihavegas 22
busted! case closed? but feel bad for you now.
TattooInvasion 14
I really don't think the case is closed... I'm pretty sure it started a new one...
BlesstheSilence 11
Makes me wonder if he owns lacey black thongs...or he's cheating.
zandalee 20
They may have been Goldilocks! Your bed was just right...
Simbaby 23
He owes you an explanation for this one .