forever young
United States
What am I doing?
Today, I Googled "How to act like an adult." I'm 37. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
badgirl
United States
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
hiii.
United States
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
14YearOld
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
workfordayzz
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Indoctrinated
Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML
Nohelpforyou
London, Canada
Need help
Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML
Anonymous
Lizard queen
Today, someone tried to guess my age. They guessed 45, then 39. I'm 35 and just spent $20,000 on plastic surgery to make myself look more youthful. FML
Lauren
Australia
Turned out OK
Today, I found my high school diary and decided to read it for nostalgia. My teenage self wrote, “Future me will totally be rich, famous, and married to Chris Hemsworth by 30.” I’m 32, single, and googling “How to fix a clogged toilet.” FML
Anonymous
United States
Time
Today, I used to look so young for my age that in high school, I was regularly mistaken for a freshman. I never succeeded in getting dates because of it. Today, I'm 25 years-old and regularly get confused for being in my thirties. I guess all the stress from work, loneliness, and rejection really caught up. FML
b……
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Anonymous
Surrey, Canada
Pinhead
Today, I'm 35 years-old and I had to buy myself a hat from the kids section. FML
Top comments
Kheasus 8
@35 You have the grammar of a child as well...
DocBastard 40
You're only as young as you feel. You clearly feel 13. Go look in the mirror at your gray hairs and newly-forming wrinkles. That'll smack you back to reality awfully quickly.
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Comments (127)
17This_Is_Me17 8
Im 14 &' don't see 'over 30' as being old. :p
perdix 31
Here's how it's done. At ransom intervals, blurt out: "Kids, today!" "Youth is wasted on the young." "**** the ******* I.R.S., **** 'em." That's pretty much it.
TheDrifter 24
Don't forget to stand on the porch and yell at traffic to slow down and for passing kids to get off your lawn, those are my favorites.
ZeroPath5 16
The only way to learn is to just get out there and socialize OP. it should be natural.
Epicvidmaster 5
What? I'm 37. I'm not old.
tj4234 36
I'm glad you're doing that at 37. I was almost worried about myself when I realised that I still act like a kid, and I'm in my 20's
IStoleTheCookies 16
I'm 20, and i still act like a kid, keeps ya young acting a fool :)
prettygrlwrock 9
Stepbrothers part 2?
MrsThoma88 5
Really??
d4m4s74 12
People never grow up, they just get better at pretending they're adults.
sparklyshiny 11
Well. Some people just take longer than others.
TheDrifter 24
Wait until a 30 year old flirts with you, they'll seem old then.