Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
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Bloodknight 22
You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.
timtam24 0
struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces
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rukusrazor 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And this is why your are still a virgin.
notcoolperson 0
You suck, you can't even use the appropriate language. "your are".
marleytooyou 0
how do u know if he is a virgin (stalker)
JacksonCampbell 9
Due to OP's amazing way with the ladies, one could safely assume OP is a virgin. 'Nuff said.
matthew3 2
And this is why you're an illiterate moron.
my_fml_account 2
this isnt really an FML. Its an FML for that cake-makeup girl
violentturtle 0
He didn't really say it, he just thought it.
taylipn 0
"Just to be nice I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?". She said no..." he obviously SAID it
liamkilcoyne 0
that girl woulda been a close friend to be at his party though. so maybe she thinks he's s ****
lilmiszaliin 0
yeah.
AlexisJewell 2
He never said it was his party, he was at someone else's party.
Bloodknight 22
You did nothing wrong. That bitch just needs to learn how to do her makeup or get some plastic surgery.
blargity 0
plastic surgery is worse than make up but they both suck anyway i guess she must have really had it caked on, huh?
chiddy_bang71 0
Lol caked on. Puns r funny.
timtam24 0
struggling to see how you could confuse cake with make-up suppose that's why they call them cake faces
Witchcraft_fml 5
Agreed. You'd have to be a complete idiot to leave clumps of make-up on your face. So unless it was dark foundation which looked like chocolate icing, I don't see how make-up could look like clumpy cake.
TheOtherNewest1 6
That's a fail. Good job. Still, who knows what she looked like. She could have just been THAT ugly.
Fredzter 0
GOO YOU! Some chicks needs to chill with the make-up, it looks cheap.
Calaura9 0
Ha ha, I can't believe her makeup was so bad that you made that mistake.
mosarmini 0
Was this a costume party by any chance? she mightve been trying to pass off as joker
xCrackerx 3
You met Lady Gaga? Incredible!
Witchcraft_fml 5
Win
nirvan5a 1
ahahahaha