Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I exchanged numbers with this guy in the McDonald's drive-thru. When he asked why I gave him my number I told him I thought he had a nice smile. When I asked him the same question, he responded with "I just thought you had a nice rack". FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
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loveandzombies 0
Maybe this will teach you to not flatter yourself...
mf_fml 0
"hi, did you want my number?" ...hahaha, REALLY?
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Comments (85)
RNCftw 0
yeah i guess you shouldnt have presumed... but yeah, i'm also interested to know what you were having.
genius_man16 1
agree with #3, try not being so arrogant next time, you totally deserved this
solinv 0
"do you want my number?" wow... either ask for his number or shut the **** up. YDI
amirn86 0
Desperate much?
tokyooo123 0
i laughed. what an awkward question.."so, hey, how about my number, baby?"
hk_fml 9
lmao xD You asked him if he wanted your number? That's really stupid. What were you eating?
horyo 0
If you gave him some food, maybe he'll ask for your number. Otherwise, stop acting so damn-presumptuous :)
lazylacey 0
haha #7 ;D
youreawhore 0
......... Hmmmm... You shouldn't go about offering your number to random people :P Hot or not. Also, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
iBou_fml 4
maybe he said that cuz u wanted to give him ur# [guys are hard to understand (not experience im talking about myself lol) ], if u havent done it, maybe he would have asked u for ur #