baybuh
United States
Well spotted
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
needabettermirror
Holland, United States
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
eamiller
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Franklin, United States
Stolen valor
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
acnegirl
United States
Skincare lover
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Yuuucky
Canada
Gross, so gross
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
mee
United States
Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
ew
United States
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Brianna Weltmire
Denver, United States
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
balletteacher
United States
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Top comments
MF12 0
um I wouldn't consider a gigantic freckle "cute".
cjammer 0
Damn, I think I'd be happy if the giant freckle on my nose turned out to be a blackhead. Then I could get rid of it, instead of living with it and constantly being aware of it. But you didn't even have that problem, OP, because you thought it was cute. Which means, if you could misconstrue it as a pleasant addition to your skin, I'm sure nobody else noticed it for what it is. They have cleansers for blackhead blemishes. You can get rid of it pretty quick. No worries here.
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Comments (83)
MitillizOO 0
I wouldn't think that a gaint freckle is cute. Why don't you get a treatment to remove the black spot.
jandrews10 0
Fake
Feverrotes 15
As much as I don't consider this an FML at all, comments like yours needs to be washed away along with this post.
drewbell 0
I'm a fuckstick.
Rocksygen 0
I agree.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
I'd be impressed if they did that. Considering they'd be dead. And still using the internet.
baybuh 1
drewbell- I'm sorry if I offended you for posting something that was (yes) I minor inconvience to myself compared to other people, but that I thought would humor others. I had strep on xmas and was in bed all day, so I'm sorry you had pnemonia. And no, it isn't a fake post who ever else posted that. It really happened. And yes, I'm an idiot for not realizing it sooner. And now its gone.
girlygirl666 0
Strange- I thought it always showed a badge thing when OP responded?
Tamara2011 0
i agree with #2 haha that's funny and you must be retarded to not find out about it till later hey at least you were confident about it and uhh i don't think this is a FML
jamjenni2774 0
U need some damn glasses
Crittz 0
LOL, this CAN'T be for real! If so, squeeze the damn thing - imagine the size of the chunk that'd come out!
gamingmama 0
What's wrong with freckles? And OP YDI for mistaking a blackhead for a freckle to begin with.
CallMeHush 1
You didn't name it by chance did you?
_lucyj 2
just tell people its a big freckle
ILostMyPants 0
wow...these stories keep getting dumber