Well spotted
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
Today, I discovered a large and somewhat disturbing whitehead inside my ear crevice. Apparently it's been there for a while, because everyone at work has nicknamed it Hugo. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
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Top comments
MF12 0
um I wouldn't consider a gigantic freckle "cute".
cjammer 0
Damn, I think I'd be happy if the giant freckle on my nose turned out to be a blackhead. Then I could get rid of it, instead of living with it and constantly being aware of it. But you didn't even have that problem, OP, because you thought it was cute. Which means, if you could misconstrue it as a pleasant addition to your skin, I'm sure nobody else noticed it for what it is. They have cleansers for blackhead blemishes. You can get rid of it pretty quick. No worries here.
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Comments (83)
me5 0
So freckles are cute and blackheads are not. R u racist or something?
FOAD 0
Um..wat? lol
girlygirllol8 0
what's YDI? and what's OP
CinderChicken 0
YDI= you deserve it OP= original poster (or thats how i see it at least) btw this is gross
girlygirllol8 0
#54 hahahhahahahahahaha...nice one
girlygirllol8 0
thx 57
lemony_fml 0
A FEW WEEKS?!
purplepickle 0
ew.....but hey, at least it looks like a freckle. You didn't notice it for ages, and you are probably the only one who looks at it from an inch away in the mirror.
CaliTennis07 0
that's a BIG ass blackhead!
irishjewelz19 3
weird that u thought it was cute. not really a fml moment tho. I mean it's a zit. you'll live
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
idk if i shud saw awww or eww :/ FML
pyrodude185 0
ew that's nasty u should pop it