Today, I realized the closest thing I have to guys hitting on me are the ones who ask to be my friend on Call of Duty because I have the word "girl" in my name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I put up my profile pic in Call of Duty: Mobile for the first time and got more than 50 friend requests and some very offensive messages from creepy guys. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I realized that every girl who has approached me or I approached me since high school always ended up trying to get close to me to get close to any one of my friends. Every time I think we’re hitting it off, they ask. When I refuse to set them up, they get angry, and tell others I'm a creep. FML
Today, I realised I get called “buddy” and “champ” at work more than I get called my actual name, I’m 27. FML
Today, after receiving messages from a person or persons who supposedly have a crush on me, I've come to the realization that it's probably been one guy messaging me all along. I'm not even gay. FML
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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froggi_fml 0
ooh that sucks. but being a fellow video game nerd (who's a chick) I sympathise.
Alhan_fml 0
wut? gurl on my interwebs? **** or gtfo maybee shell go out wit me lololololol
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Comments (198)
minenotyours 0
first! and that suck... people are always hitting on me since I'm a girl gamer though. it's even funnier when my brother uses my account. lol awkward...
Alhan_fml 0
wut? gurl on my interwebs? **** or gtfo maybee shell go out wit me lololololol
troyboyd05 0
I love when people give that stereotype that you're a girl so you're fat. I know plenty of hot gaming girls.
nirvanafan980 0
my ex girlfriend is hot and she's a gamer.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
yea usually most game addicts don't talk 2 girls so they get a woody when they see one on xbox live. add me btw. gamertag: EAZY IE
jkneely_fml 0
lol my wife and I play together and she gets that all the time.
ahti546 11
145- win
gntfmlingnow 12
Most girls I know that game actually pretty hot. Just saying
ImOlivia 5
Im a gamer o.o
DirtyVic 3
Xbox or PS3
CantusVulpis 12
Xbox. (Not that the question was for me, but come on now, Xbox all the way)
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
i hate when girls say 'im a gamer girl' and all they play is CoD.
leasha12111 0
Stop playing Call of Duty then
iBlazer 0
YDI for being a fatass.
lonewolf999 1
Just because a girl plays videogames, that makes her a fatass? *rolls eyes*
Mustardnight 3
no, just because a person plays video games, it makes them a fatass. Duh. I dont think anyone actually cares whether the op is a guuuuurl, doesn't that make you of the sexist variety more than that other dude? Shenanigans!
MacOSXpert 7
what did 1# say?
Youre_not_sorry7 2
ydi for having your life be call of duty then, stop playing and go out into the world and like get a bf haha :)
Veritas143 0
You just said "and like get a bf" all i can see is a wannabe valley girl giving advice.. **** off..if they have fun playing videogames let them have fun.
Libelau 0
@Veritas143 True, but apparently she's not having that much fun, otherwise she wouldn't be complaining.
Cmliedtke 0
not everyone who plays video games considers it the most important thing in they're lives...
rocker_chick105 31
But like, don't you guys like know that any girls who doesn't have a boyfriend is like a total loser?
Seventytimeseven 0
well guys will probably see you more like a guy if you play their same games and stuff. So perhaps no more COD?
The_Cardinal 0
less Call Of Duty, more treadmill
CanadiAnM8 24
Just because she plas COD doesn't make her fat. More treadmill, less FML #5
froggi_fml 0
ooh that sucks. but being a fellow video game nerd (who's a chick) I sympathise.
flylikemusic 0
I'm with #5. Less COD more exercise.
SpaceKing 0
what makes you think she's fat?
JuggaletteKlown 0
Maybe the fact no guys seem interested?
NotEven 0
Maybe you should turn off the video game and go out where you can meet real people.
idkweird 0
Agreed
DecemberSkye44 0
ummm.... I'm pretty sure that the other players are "real people"............. dumbass.
blakehilli8 0
CALL OF BOOTY
BurnIt2TheGround 0
obviously not.....
youdidwhatnow 0
lmao @ 9