Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, to avoid disappointing my excited great grandmother, I still attended a small family dinner to celebrate my engagement. My fiancé and I split last night, I haven't slept and had to tell her he was caught up at work. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
Tell your fiancee later, hopefully he'll understand.
littlem91 29
Yikes. I think a talk with your fiance is in order. I doubt he'd think you're making that up, and he should really know if his family is unpleasant to you. Hopefully he'll explain to them that they should be civil to you. Maybe Grandma is going cuckoo though.
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Comments (90)
jc981987 7
The only way to respond to that is to tell the granny that you just don't give a f**k what she thinks because you aren't marrying her.
lexiiknii1 2
Are you a bitch...?
CrazyManNo9 29
Correct response: I never liked you either, and your baby is butt ugly. With a big smile, of course.
Squygm 7
At that point I'd have thrown all pleasent-ness aside, and called them all out when the fiance returned. If they refuse to respect me, I'm going to return the favor. No one should have to put up with that.
ClumsyDude15 1
They are your in-laws. Are they really supposed to like you? Well of course hopefully they do, but still....
Lahariim 8
That IS the commonplace stereotype, is it not?
zZLightZz 13
say "**** you old bitch" smirk as their jaws drop.
doctorhook86 25
#14: Actually I recall reading that the part of the brain responsible for inhibition is one of the first areas to deteriorate in old age. In a way, I guess being elderly is a bit like being buzzed all the time...
iamthunder 4
Next time your fiance goes to the bathroom glare and snare back at the grandmother "Your Grandson likes when I **** him in the ass with a 18 inch strap on and we have tons of videos of me doing it" that should shut her up for good.
zsshamalama 11
don't worry; she'll be dead before you know it
lina21 12
The grandma, I get that people get crazy when they're old. But the rest of the family....sorry OP