Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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schwancy 2
Uuuuh ok?
null_fml 11
...Betty White?
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Comments (64)
pandap_fml 0
haha fail
molil_4810 0
SO??
Caliskaterboy213 0
How is this an FML?? this is just some idiot that fails at life.....
unmadebed 0
Cool freaking lady!
salic77 11
when I poop it makes me feel good
rockr_chick 5
23's comment is more interesting than this fml....
swimbre93 3
The 30 seconds it took you to pull over and realize it was not a cop and the siren was on a song constitutes as an FML? oh my, fyl for being so ridiculous.
null_fml 11
...Betty White?
deannagarcia 0
how is this an fml ?
Trav72 5
Mercy, I must say you're my favorite person on here :D
Quest_ 13
Is this meant to be an FML because you spent an unnecessary 20 seconds pulling over then getting back onto the road? Or is it an FML because you're an infuriating idiot who: a) Can't tell when a sound is coming from the inside or outside of the car. b) Presumably listens to shitty ghetto rap from the early 90's with siren sound effects. c) Sees a motorbike and presumes it's a copper. d) Thinks this in any way, shape or form, remotely constitutes an FML.