col
We're on a break
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Depressed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
We were on a break
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Tjop
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Anonymous
Mysterious girl
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Anonymous
Three days?
Today, my girlfriend of three entire days broke up with me. She said it was because she needed to recover from her breakup, but that was nine months ago, and I haven't done a single thing wrong. FML
Anonymous
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Smooth sailing
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Gullible
Cleveland, United States
Breakdown
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
mysteryguy3039
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
something smells like cheating
guitarherogeek 22
Trash took itself out, let her go there’s so much better out there for you. Don’t you go back at the end of the year!! Time to move on
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sickerthanyou 13
Hey!. At least she sees you as a long time partner and not a sex only for a few month partner.
col 17
Ok so the update is that she blocked my number and basically all social media. Y’all were right, I’m moving on. Thanks for the support
OnReceivingEnd 18
Translation: "I'm tired of you and I'm looking for a bigger and better deal." Welcome to the moden dating landscape. Keep your wallet in your front pocket.