Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."
Pikachu206 2
wow fail.
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Comments (100)
imperfectclarity 0
At least you didn't say that his daughter was ugly.
rwac07 0
lmfao
yellowduck23 0
Smooth
wazzaah 0
it's a compliment right :p
bliingblurr 0
hahaha...awww pobrecito. u shoulda played it off.:)
bliingblurr 0
stupid bitches callin ppl "ghetto retards" STFU...y'all stop acting like y'all r supreme :/
lovepink10 0
smart move. xD
Bizzatch 0
some1 got some tig bitties up in heya!
Danielt104 6
I'm surprised that the OP had a job. Notice I said "had." Anyway, How could you not know that the young looking girl standing right by his wife was his daughter?!?
neon_shoes 0
This seems like something that would happen on The Office.