Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
If (when) he gets mad, tell him "We're both human."
Pikachu206 2
wow fail.
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hedgehogs 0
I don't think it was appropriate of your boss to tell you that in the first place. I am a great believer in keeping the boundary between work and home. I was once in the awful position of being expected to be a free therapist for a boss whose behavior outside of work was nothing I could approve of or condone. I try not to do that to anyone I work with or for or over. We all have our problems, and mine aren't their responsibility. I also don't think you were inappropriate. You had no way of knowing she was his daughter. Even if you had, your compliment was not trashy, vulgar, or sexist. I don't see anything for you to be embarrassed about.
hedgehogs 0
I didn't see my comment appear and rewrote it. It won't let me delete it unless I write something else in the box.
Dathomir2 0
Or, maybe instead on going on fml all day, you can go out and actually bolster the economy. I like that one better.
omgshaylaaa 0
"that girl next to her fine" what have we got her? a pedo caveman?
CallMeHush 1
Same thing happened to me. We were sitting in the coffee shop looking at pictures taken at a local race track driving school and came to a picture of a good looking girl getting out of one of the cars. No sooner did the pic come up and a evesdropping, pedo, toofless, hillbilly **** says I hope you got a ride on that too. It was my 16yr old daughter. Funny, he stopped coming to the coffee shop when I was due in, wonder if it was something I said.
iwillalwaysydi 0
YDI for talking like a ghetto retard...
seeimdee 0
@ 56, yesssssss!
judetheobvious 0
YDI for being a dribbling pervert
imchanel 0
awkward lol FYL
dugumit 0
your as stupid as they come.
humorizer 14
His "as stupid as they come" did/was what?
xoluvinshayxo 0
chew it over with a twix... :/