Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML
Today, I married the love of my life, which was meant to stay secret until we can afford a ceremony. I opened Facebook to see that my hubby’s mom made a post about it, called me her new daughter-in-law, and tagged me. All 3 things we specifically asked her not to do. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was creeping on an old coworker's Facebook and noticed they'd tagged my face in an old group photo as another girl. According to the comments, the girl they'd tagged me as thought it was her too. I worked there for two years and nobody mentioned the mistake. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27
Lets just hope they don't take your advice.
drayloon 50
Well, you didn't specify the room. They could simply get a living room, maybe chill and watch TV. No Netflix, though.
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drayloon 50
Well, you didn't specify the room. They could simply get a living room, maybe chill and watch TV. No Netflix, though.
RpiesSPIES 27
Lets just hope they don't take your advice.
maritime1992 5
You can also delete the comment.
chessu 21
YDI. You may know the coworker (though, clearly not well enough to know who's his wife and who's his daughter; furthermore, you didn't even bother to click on the name to find out), but you definitely don't know the other person, so why would you make a joke that only really works if you're good friends with someone on social media?
OneGuySixDemons 23
Also, since when would someone say "I love you" on their parent's post, especially if they are a teenager? Teenagers don't usually display public affection towards their parents...
shaaza 16
I'm guessing you don't? Nobody is gonna make fun of you if you say "I love you" publicly to your parents unless they are immature. I watched my sister grow up and she says "I love you" to my parents all the time both at home, online, and in public places during her teen years.
OysterPearls 33
What teenagers have you been hanging around? It's so sad that parents and their children can't be affectionate towards each other without people thinking it's strange. I tell my parents, grandparents, even aunts & uncles that I love them publicly all the time, I don't see the problem with that. Especially if they're far away and you don't get to talk all that often, its important to let the people you care about know that you're thinking of them.
UselessWeeaboo1 21
I know this is late, but who said she was a teenager?
lexiieeex3 32
That's 100% your fault. Don't assume things, especially on social media.
alaina1104 11
YDI, totally inappropriate... Unless, of course, the photo was of Donald Trump and Ivanka.
lukcy_basartd 11
That whole "get a room" joke burned out years ago yet people with little to no original thoughts still use it. YDI.
OysterPearls 33
Yikes. Something like this has happened to me before too, I laughed at a joke my stepdad made while we were out shopping and this woman turned to us and says "Wow, I can really feel the love between you two." She turned bright red when we told her I'm his daughter. Moral of the story, unless it's extremely obvious what someone's relationship is, it's best to keep your mouth shut to avoid embarassment.
cats1234 15
Well you deserved it ...sorry