Jeff
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Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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beccaaaaaaaa 5
**** that I HATE bees/wasps. I would have done the exact same thing.
Person1233 13
Is your girlfriend Snookie, from the show/horror movie "Orange New Yorkers Invade the Jersey Shore," ?!?
Purpose30 0
LMAOOO!! orange new yorkers!!! but Mae he said 4'11"... Snookie was like 4'9" fhl
Fedor_is_KING 0
FYL that you're a hockey player, or FYL that your girl got more testicular fortitude than you?
purgarus 6
Both. xD
goaliestud30 23
FYI for not being a hockey player
lucidlucia 0
never underestimate the little girls. they'll kick your ass!!!!
Person1233 13
Spiders are ******* different.. *cowers in corner* IT ATE EVERYTHING!!
Octopudding 17
Damn right we will c:
katamine 17
awesome girlfriend though. right?
raghavfyl 0
6.2" and a 4.11" wooooow how does that work?
musicplusmac 0
It's works perfectly fine. Most guys like shorter girls. My girlfriend is 5'0" and I'm 5'8".
susieKiute 0
5'8 and 5'0 isn't much of a difference but 6'2 and 4'11??? I'vr never heard of that working so well. maybe he has to pick her up to kiss her hahaha! I have a friend who is 4'11 and idk but to me she is teeny....I'm 5'6 and I have to bend down to tall to her sometimes lol!
gingersnapper 0
I was thinking the same thing! Awkward sex, FTW.
f_your_life_09 0
I'm 5 foot 3 with my shoes on and my boyfriend is 6 foot 6. I don't even come up to his shoulder and it works just fine. height doesn't matter...
f_your_life_09 0
the sex isn't awkward. dick in pussy. it's the same no matter how tall or short someone is.
gingersnapper 0
...What is this 'dick' you refer to? O_o
denbeste 3
Some kind of mythological creature.
nickiloo22 0
I'm 5" and my bf is 6"3, same difference. it's not bad haha infact all my bfs have been over 6 feet. and op, I'm sorry that where you live has wasps right now. :( I hate them.
perdix 31
I'll bet you played for Team Canada, you pussy. Good thing you have an American girlfriend with some courage. At you got a gold medal awarded to you, so all the hometown fans wouldn't start crying.
ediciusNJ 0
I was thinking it was Sidney Crosby when I saw the poster was from Pennsylvania, but I'm sure Gary Bettman is taller than 4'11".
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
perdix, why are you hating on Canada? I don't think of you as superiour as before now..mercyFML shall be the great one now..
xHabsfanx 0
He's still bitter from Sunday's game. Get over it dude, you lost.
perdix 31
Just kidding, man, i'm just venting over Sunday game. I'll get over it. I won't hate Canada in a day or two ;)
nickiloo22 0
It's ok, America got more gold medals than Canada so you don't need to be so upset that you lost hockey. OH WAIT...no you didn't :) hahah jk. it's only because this is the first time that Canada has done so good; we're all very proud of our athletes!
AngryNinja 1
Sid the Kid proved his nickname correct by bawling his damn eyes out. -.-
muffinsareyummy 1
ROFL @ #30. ******* greatness, man.
kaengelangeleyes 9
At least our country didn't vote for such a dumb leader, Bush.
retardslo 0
Canada is the best country
KurouTenshi 0
I'll bet your girlfriend is fun in the sac. just saying.
Gummybears4life 0
hahaha! your girlfriend is as tall as my ani XD
fyrestarter00 0
Unless you're deathtly allergic to the wasp you are the biggest Canadian vag I've seen on FML