Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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pisstake 2
At least you have a girlfriend, man.
brucesgirl 0
wow what a cool girlfriend
Anon17564 3
Don't take the piss, it's a perfectly valid phobia. I have this exact same phobia myself, I can't be knowingly within like 10' of a wasp without getting this primal urge to move away. I don't actually even have any control over it. Granted, my reason is probably that one bad experience I had with a wasp, a swimming pool and a loose pair of swimming trunks when I was a child, but regardless.
killabeast1 0
omg me and my girl same hieghts!!!
SFmusicGeek17 1
you just gave up your man card.
letmeinplease 0
Newsflash: how tall you are bears no relation to how scared you are of wasps. Or your gender either.
sleekRelease 0
Saying YDI because "he's a coward" is ridiculous. Did you know confidence is when you don't know something?
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh please, like there haven't been 89579454 other FMLs with the exact same base. "Today, I'm supposed to be a huge, xTUFFx, fearless badass. I got freaked out by something that I'm not supposed to be afraid of because I'm a huge, xTUFFx, fearless badass. FML"
pleasenopuffin 0
/ annoying
Schiffy 18
you didnt actually deserve it if you are allergic
xHabsfanx 0
Do you play for the Leafs by any chance? :)