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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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why would u date someone so short!!!!

rotflmao2 0

awww dont worry. height has nothing to do with cowardice. I would have done the same thing.

ummm this is obviously fake. when was the last time you saw a wasp in pennsylvania in the dead of winter? never

californiway 0

belief. you OVIously never seen hockey

dylansomething 0

ouch man.

octobrtoctagon13 0

next time kill it with the flat part of your stick with your reach and the length of the stick you have at least 12feet. I use my brother's stick to kill bees all the time.

u sexest bastered!!!

I'm pretty sure his girlfriend posted this FML!

Haha way to be a man xD at least you know you were cowering hahaha but wasps are scaryy ToT you could just spray it to death or something

there is no way you're an American. move your ass to Canada with the rest of the *******.

HermonieGranger 0

Shut up loser! Canada beat USA and got gold for hockey for the Olympics. ~A Proud Canadian

Xx_a7x_xX 0

lol

@160 **** you. Canada is a way tougher team than Americans you ******. Iginla, Weber, Doughty, Nash, Pronger and more can kick the shit out of any American player.

No this is the typical American scared of everything. 'the right to bare arms' lol ******* need to carry a gun every were they go