Today, I found myself daydreaming about being a skeleton. Why? Because skeletons don't have skin, so they don't develop giant pimples in inconvenient places that make you unable to move without discomfort. In this case, on the back of my neck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML
Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML
Today, I have a new scar on my chin, which is still very sensitive to pressure. So, naturally, my body considers this the perfect spot for growing what feels like the world’s biggest pimple. FML
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
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ODBeefalo 10
given that all of my younger siblings had this as teenagers and early adult years... wash the back of your neck... too many people forget about this, they think, "Well, I can't reach most of my back, so it can't be a problem". it can, it can be a problem...
Thaylok 17
Just wait till you get one on your scrotum.
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ODBeefalo 10
given that all of my younger siblings had this as teenagers and early adult years... wash the back of your neck... too many people forget about this, they think, "Well, I can't reach most of my back, so it can't be a problem". it can, it can be a problem...
Thaylok 17
Just wait till you get one on your scrotum.