Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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OneMammoth 0
be a man
aardvarkish 17
I guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship
heart604 0
Ugh **** you and your girlfriend from a girl who is 5'10 and only gets 5'8 (or less) men hitting her. DATE SOMEONE YOUR OWN HEIGHT! (hahahaha)
lky830 0
haha that's how it's like with me and my bf, but he's allergic to wasps, and he's also not a foot taller than me :D
Mandy_fml 0
That big a height difference is a bit pervy. I'm 6"0 and dating a guy that short would be like dating a child.
luabunny 0
its ok op.. my boyfriend couldnt watch the scene in shutter island with all of the rats.
amymarie13 0
your girlfriend is legally a midget
delaney16 0
epic fail and 1 shut the **** up wat. r u ? right ur a butt pirate and or fudge packer fag emo person that doesn't have a resemblence to a life so here sits a fag insulting people who could Billy Jack ur ass
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
*cough* pussy *cough cough* go grow a pair <-- lawll
christen09 8
YDI for dating midgets......perv