Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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jennacide 0
I love taking up for my man against wasps! But not bees, 'cause Imma bee. im a bee im a bee im a im a im a bee. :p
bobislaughin 0
that's whyvi keek a gun on my shelf ... I'm scared of insects and yes imma girl
mc1900 4
you're an ultra pussy. and there's no way you're a decent hockey player.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
LMAO
Sakirutaki 0
height doesn't matter. I'm 5' even and he's 6' 5"
wethequeens123 1
u got a short girlfriend
wethequeens123 1
ur girlfriends only 4"11 god she's small
fuzz97 23
ydi. but don't feel too bad, I'd probably do the sane thing.
PinkAyame 0
well your gf is awesome for taking one for you! I'm sure there are other ways you show that you can be a man
babycakes87_fml 0
lmfaooo!!! thats soo funny i admire that you admit it lmfao!