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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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You are a sorry excuse for a man.

Xx_a7x_xX 0

thts funny ... my man better kill a wasp for me!!!!! :)

Grow a pair.

Giorgio272 2

oo dating a chick that is a walk in *******. kudos on the awesome.

Why the FML? You have a kick ass girl!

I'm scared of them too but you are a pussy

girl power! unfortunately my boyfriend would do the same...

you guys r pricks some people have phobias that r real bad like I'm petrefied of being in or near helicopters they scare the shit out of me

OhEmGee5 2

that's a big height difference

randomxperson 0

since when has height related to fear?