Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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eat_this_buddie 5
I thought it was cute lol
lol_ironic_life 9
This would be a funny illustrated FML :)
corleon198425 22
hockey isn't a sport hince your a nitxh your girl needs a real man
theschweigert 0
has no one thought of a phobia? i also play hockey and i have a phobia of all bugs except flies.
hisbabygurl1 0
haha go hockey guys girlfriend lol
nomadic_demon 0
ahaha, I can see you doing this. I'm proud of your short g/f.
failuniversity 0
This story doesn't seem too out of the ordinary for you, Cindy Crysby.
thatsoviciouS 0
I am a figure skater and I am not scared of a stupid bug! I am also 5 feet exactly. DON'T MAKE FUN OF SHORT PEOPLE!!!!!!!
konachan 0
There's a huge difference between a wasp and a bumblebee. The girl probably didn't know that it was a wasp or how aggressive they are, so she didn't care. The guy might of been stung by a wasp as a kid too and has a natural fear of them.
NomsdePourquoi 3
pussy hockey player huh? OP must play for the Russian Olympic Hockey team...