Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
The_Bengineer 13
Sounds hot.
datkenna 20
Who drinks coffee during sex
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Comments (93)
YouThatReadWrong 13
Persistence is key
Grazelent_90 16
Op that sucks
idragosani 17
Was his name Lumbergh?
interesting33 37
Does anyone else find it disturbing that he kept going when she was presumably in pain and shouting at him to stop? I know there is an urge to finish and everything and it may be hard to resist once started but this seems wrong.
VeganDarkLight 31
Well, the FML says nothing about OP shouting at him to stop. Maybe she even moaned because she was in pain and he took it as a sign that she was enjoying it? We'll never know unless OP follows up.
interesting33 37
True I was assuming there :)
americanafrican 32
not on fml
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Bringing the term "coffee" to a whole new level.
elsie23 11
Maybe he was bored and afraid of falling at sleep
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
The problem wasnt the coffee, the problem was he kept thrusting while drinking, like come on bro who does that.
trucker2 33
Next time, give the poor man a coffee break
worldclassrager 41
If he wants his coffee lets change positions missionary is now learned the wrong intention