Intimacy: Warrior - FML

Warrior

By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

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The_Bengineer 13

Monday 21 September 2015 18:30

Sounds hot.

datkenna 20

Monday 21 September 2015 18:48

Who drinks coffee during sex

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Vlen_fml 20

Tuesday 22 September 2015 5:21

taking an outdated GTA joke too far i see.

karthrion 2

Tuesday 22 September 2015 6:27

AL least you what the burning sensation is

theextremist 14

Tuesday 22 September 2015 7:42

That's dedication right there

Scorpio01 16

Tuesday 22 September 2015 8:50

I am imagining and can't stop laughing...

ArkarTaylor 10

Tuesday 22 September 2015 13:25

Now THATS dedication!

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Tuesday 22 September 2015 16:16

Considering my boyfriend's coffee addiction, I could see this happening in my future.

greeneyedx 23

Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:35

I'd say ditto but me and my boyfriend actually stop when we need a drink! XD

trucker2 33

Tuesday 22 September 2015 20:29

Picturing some form of head geer, like you see at the race track, LMAO

GrieverLionheart 2

Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:30

sounds steamy.

nononsensechick 12

Wednesday 23 September 2015 3:01

Dan Humphrey? Is that you?

Dakang 3

Wednesday 23 September 2015 19:54

office space anyone?

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