Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
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Halloween
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Top comments
Georgia2016 15
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...
persephone217 24
looks like you found your sweet spot =]
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Comments (55)
Bekkah_Kathryn_ 15
Pretty sure every girl has done this at least once, op.
countryb_cth 38
Usually more than once but who's counting
bambisapphic 18
That, my friend, is the opposite of a problem. you got off and you have a donut!!
shepardkinz 19
I, too, ****** thinking about doughnuts.
ravenb61 10
They do great donuts
fonkimonki 7
Doesn't matter, had sex
littlesilico 1
Is your boyfriend's name Reese?
wmayrhofer 18
Not just any donut though..
Beckpatton 13
Totally understandable. Those things are delicious! ?
TheHcwalker 20
Do you happen to be a cop.
Whywouldyoudotha_fml 9
Well, it'd be even weirder if you just spontaneously had an ****** while thinking about donuts.