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kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML

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donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Heww - - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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FawnPrincess - 17/11/2017 15:00

Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML

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scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

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Georgia2016 15

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:03

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...

persephone217 24

Sunday 2 October 2016 15:04

looks like you found your sweet spot =]

Bekkah_Kathryn_ 15

Monday 3 October 2016 0:52

Pretty sure every girl has done this at least once, op.

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Monday 3 October 2016 2:52

Usually more than once but who's counting

bambisapphic 18

Monday 3 October 2016 1:27

That, my friend, is the opposite of a problem. you got off and you have a donut!!

shepardkinz 19

Monday 3 October 2016 2:13

I, too, ****** thinking about doughnuts.

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Monday 3 October 2016 4:10

They do great donuts

fonkimonki 7

Monday 3 October 2016 5:25

Doesn't matter, had sex

littlesilico 1

Monday 3 October 2016 6:24

Is your boyfriend's name Reese?

wmayrhofer 18

Monday 3 October 2016 6:52

Not just any donut though..

Beckpatton 13

Monday 3 October 2016 11:15

Totally understandable. Those things are delicious! ?

TheHcwalker 20

Monday 3 October 2016 13:22

Do you happen to be a cop.

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Monday 3 October 2016 16:42

Well, it'd be even weirder if you just spontaneously had an ****** while thinking about donuts.

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML

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