Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML
Today, at work, I thought I’d sneak a wee fart out, but ended up shitting myself. I just left work without telling anyone, went home, showered, then went back to work. No one missed me being away for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went into work to change a shift I was unable to work. I phoned the first person on the employee sheet and they promptly answer by saying, "You still work here? I thought the manager fired you." I was fired last week and have been showing up for shifts without anybody noticing. FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
Today, I went into work thinking it was my last day before I start my new job, as my 2-week notice said to the managers that I can't work after today. None of them believed that I was actually capable of getting a better job and thought my 2-week notice was a joke. FML
Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML
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Top comments
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Now the real test a did you get paid for it?
snappleb7 12
Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt
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snappleb7 12
Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt
RichardPencil 32
They probably missed you terribly and are too proud to let you know how deeply they feel for you.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Now the real test a did you get paid for it?
TinScarecrow 15
Sounds like my dream job. People need to mind their own more often. Are you so lonely you need coworkers to acknowlege you?
MidnaLink 35
Sometimes being a no-call-no-show can be detrimental for others depending on the job.
TinScarecrow 15
Obviously not this job
Orange_Estates 6
Okay, but question in hand... did you get full pay for the week?