Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
Boy, you can do much better than her.
facepalmtoomuch 8
She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.
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Comments (92)
fsomelife 26
Don't take the opinion of someone so shallow seriously.
anabelgraceaxton_fml 15
If it makes you feel any better, you can do so much better than her.
SoylentCandycorn 10
"Girl you can do so much better" Actually both of them should be grateful for anyone wanting to take them out for dinner, because they are both human garbage. Hope the muscled douchebags they end up with end letting themselves go massively.
coach25 5
You should have stood up and yelled that she was going to rob the restaraunt. You don't pay bill she gets detained!
seandoc 13
Leftovers tomorrow!
mega20913 8
if they were already on a date, then she must have had at least some interest in OP.. and why would she listen to a total stranger who knows neither one of them
FredF 4
That's her trick! She dates several guys, gets a free meal and stages this to get out of it without paying!
challan 19
There is no excuse for that kind of behavior, but I'm wondering... What in the world was going on to make someone come over and say that in the first place? I'm wondering if you were being an obnoxious ass to the waitress and flicking your boogies at your date.
TrinityisLife 22
While I think it sucks she did that to the OP, I have to ask on the statement of paying for the meal. I would assume that since they were on a date, the OP was going to have to pay anyways.
perdix 31
Aw, you were "that" close to a pity **** when that other girl came up and knocked some sense into her! Curses! Foiled, again! By the way, you're a dude, you should have been prepared to pay for the whole meal anyways, especially with a girl who is out of your league.