Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
Boy, you can do much better than her.
facepalmtoomuch 8
She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.
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Comments (92)
hateevryone 15
What a stupid bitch. It's her loss, not yours.
notepie 6
Well no shit who else is going to pay for your ugly ass!
DarkHeartAnime 4
Bitch.
zeck27 4
Wow! What a ****
neonberries 15
You would've had to pay at the end anyway!
lmbachman 23
Sounds like a set-up to me...
Ugi 27
How incredibly superficial! FYL!
hewro_failure 11
Why would you want to be with such a raging biotch like that anyway
Maglandia 4
Wait.... how did the author (presumably male) treat the wait staff? That's usually a pretty good date killer and date observerist indicator...
Zlavigne1 4
Ouch!:/