Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
Boy, you can do much better than her.
facepalmtoomuch 8
She probably texted her friend to come and say that for her so she could go home and watch the season finale of Dexter.
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Comments (92)
cmayer 20
Harsh. But you saved hours, days, months, maybe years of your life when she got up from the table. Consider yourself lucky.
aly_pinay22 8
Don't worry OP. You'll find the one when the time is right. She obviously wasn't the one.
gabcampbell 5
What a bitch. You can do so much better.
bubbish 3
Maybe the fact that you let some random stranger disturb your date without dealing with it is the reason your date got tired? I'm sorry to be harsh but grow some balls man, girls can smell the lack of them from a mile away.
SoylentCandycorn 10
What you call a "lack of balls" is simply a complete lack of charm, depth or manners on both of these female's parts. What did you expect the OP do? Beat his chest and throw the table at a girl walking up to his date? Would that be manly enough for you?
misstomtom 7
What does a lack of balls smell like? Maybe I don't want to know.
bubbish 3
Obviously the OP didn't do much about the situation, seeing as how he let his date walk away. This is the part that makes me call him out. It's easy to be the victim, especially when everyone on this site goes "aww she wasn't good enough for you anyway". All I'm saying is that that isn't a very good attitude if you're looking to appeal to women. Stand up for yourselves!
cristy91 33
I say he did what he was supposed to. Would you want to keep dating a woman who up an left in the middle of a date because of a stranger's opinion?
AugustBurnsToast 14
That's just plain and straight none of the other girl's damn business. And it seems his dinner date had absolutely no consideration for his feelings whatsoever. Smh.
pantherpride98 10
Agreed
AliensAteMyUncle 3
It sounds unlikely, I think it was probably her friend and they were doing that as a prank. Or maybe I just can't believe someone would be that shallow.
KM96 24
Obviously not a keeper - very shallow ... So you dodged a bullet there. Don't worry, there will be someone out there, who will love you no matter what ;)
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Atleast you get food to eat :)
nishantvas 13
well atleast it wasn't a boy who came up to you guys and took your date in front of you...
BellaBelle_fml 23
Either way OP's date is shallow, inconsiderate, and completely not worth OP's time.
jburd45 1
What a bitch. Once that ho said that to my date I would've gotten up and thrown her into a wall
fsomelife 26
You must get all the ladies...