Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
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Top comments
JAIROUS48764 0
Report his bacon ass! He shouldn't abuse his power
Jujubilee 1
Isn't that unlawful harassment? If you can prove you had a relationship and he's bitter, you should sue him and the city! Cha-ching!!! $$$
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Comments (198)
JinxosGirl87 0
At least he didn't pull you over to tase you just because he never got even for breaking up.
lakebitch01 0
Isn't that the truth!!
SmittyJA24 26
Never date cops.
Badjuju7711 0
Never date PIGS
Badjuju7711 0
Never date PIGS
chevylynnB87 2
I would file harassment charges and play his game that guy sounds like a real piece of work (D!c|{h3@d)
Btreasure 8
Broken door lock!!!! You could've killed someone!!
ka8 0
Turn him in!
Perry85 42
Fight it...plain and simple. He had no right to 1. pull you over or 2. search your vehicle. you could actually get him fired for it.
whoopdydoop69 6
If they can think of a reason then they can pull you over, but if they pull you over for a random search or a test then you can refuse to let them do either
BobsUrAunty 2
in Australia you can't refuse a random breath or drug test
SorrowFull 8
File a complaint stating that the rancid smell of doughnut icing made you ill. That you had to clean your car to get powdered sugar off of it due to the officer not having probable cause or a search warrant.